Haiku Discussion Thread
2017-01-05, 12:42 AM
#1
Discuss anything,
But each message that you post
Must be a haiku.
2017-01-05, 01:21 AM
#2
So much work to do.
The to-do list is endless.
Just blow my brains out.
2017-01-06, 11:59 PM
#3
Well, for what it's worth,
I think you're doing just fine.
Keep up the good work. B)
2017-03-12, 10:42 PM
#4
I just signed up here
I'm feeling quite nostalgic
and optimistic
2017-03-12, 10:57 PM
#5
Are you threatening me?
The senate will decide that!
I AM THE SENATE
2017-03-14, 03:10 AM
#6
Originally posted by "789"
You threatening me?
The senate will decide that!
I AM THE SENATE


I fixed that for you.
First line has five syllables,
Whereas yours had six.
2017-03-15, 04:38 PM
#7
Originally posted by "Methos"
Originally posted by "789"
You threatening me?
The senate will decide that!
I AM THE SENATE


I fixed that for you.
First line has five syllables,
Whereas yours had six.


Ah, I see that now,
Thought that word only had two.
Said it as "threat-ning".
2017-03-15, 10:38 PM
#8
Quote trees are broken.
I hoped no one would notice.
Now I must fix it.
2017-03-19, 04:22 PM
#9
Originally posted by "Trev"
Quote trees are broken.
I hoped no one would notice.
Now I must fix it.


Heh, I noticed that
But it shouldn't be hard to fix
Or perhaps it is?
2017-04-03, 09:50 PM
#10
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!

2017-04-03, 09:51 PM
#11
Originally posted by "789"
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!




If my above post
is deemed inappropriate
I apologize.
2017-04-03, 09:55 PM
#12
Originally posted by "789"
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!



These obnoxious brutes
are dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!*

I fixed my own post.
I had forgotten one word
in the first sentence.
2017-04-03, 10:50 PM
#13
Originally posted by "789"
Originally posted by "789"
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!



These obnoxious brutes
are dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!*

I fixed my own post.
I had forgotten one word
in the first sentence.


What in the blazes!
I cannot even count now
second sentence, 'twas.
2017-04-05, 10:34 PM
#14
Originally posted by "789"
Heh, I noticed that
It shouldn't be hard to fix
Or perhaps it is?


I fixed that for you.
(Eight syllable second line?
Seven is correct.)

Originally posted by "789"
What in the blazes!
I cannot even count now
second sentence, 'twas.


Don't feel too bad, dude.
Someday I'll miscount, myself.
(...Won't my face be red?)
2017-04-07, 09:18 PM
#15
Originally posted by "Methos"
Originally posted by "789"
Heh, I noticed that
It shouldn't be hard to fix
Or perhaps it is?


I fixed that for you.
(Eight syllable second line?
Seven is correct.)



You sure about that?
According to a website
Shouldn't has but one

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/shouldn't
2017-04-08, 11:32 PM
#16
Originally posted by "789"
You sure about that?
According to a website
Shouldn't has but one

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/shouldn't


That website's broken.
Go look up "tsk" and "tsktsk".
Try this one instead.

2017-04-09, 01:27 AM
#17
Originally posted by "Methos"
Originally posted by "789"
You sure about that?
According to a website
Shouldn't has but one

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/shouldn't


That website's broken.
Go look up "tsk" and "tsktsk".
Try this one instead.



Right, that does makes sense.
The site I used is quite poor
if compared to that.
2017-04-09, 01:53 AM
#18
The fairest of girls
choose to mate only with the
most brutal of men

As opposed to me
I'm the Supreme Gentleman
Elliot Rodger
2017-04-20, 01:06 AM
#19
i hate this convo
this discussion is bullshit
please send me nudes now
2017-05-07, 01:27 AM
#20
Originally posted by "Angel"
i hate this convo
this discussion is bullshit
please send me nudes now


You wanted some nudes?
Here, the nudes you requested.
Please enjoy these nudes:

* Venus de Milo
* Michaelangelo's David
* Mexican Hairless
2017-05-09, 05:32 PM
#21
Originally posted by "Angel"
i hate this convo
this discussion is bullshit
please send me nudes now


Maybe send some
When I'm more presentable
In a few months time
2017-05-09, 05:34 PM
#22
It's a big maybe.
I likely won't send any
At least not for free

:O
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